MEMPHIS, TN - MARCH 27: The Stanford Cardinal mascot performs during a regional semifinal of the 2014 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament against the Dayton Flyers at the FedExForum on March 27, 2014 in Memphis, Tennessee. (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images) ORG XMIT: 459542809
Last week’s winner:
The boss said this job requires hands-on experience. — Joan Knudsen, Chicago Ridge, Ill.
I told you to leave your hands off! — Joseph Baniewicz, Tinley Park, Ill.
Gee Elvira, when I said I like holding hands with you I didn’t mean for you to go crazy with it. — Evert E. Kooyman, Oak Lawn, Ill.
I have a feeling ... this is a real brainless job! — John Hanninen, Orland Park, Ill.
For my next trick, you’ll see I have nothing up my sleeves. — E.J. Oahueke, Worth, Ill.