Quickly, July 19

July 18, 2012 8:30PM

Updated: August 20, 2012 11:23AM

To the person whose neighbor is abusing animals: If the police won’t help, try PETA.

The chicken package reads: “USDA prohibits the use of hormones and steroids in poultry.” I do not like any poisons. Why aren’t beef and pork hormone- and steroid-free?

Don’t people get it? Gangs are replacing the traditional family unit in urban areas. We don’t need a police presence as much as a parental presence.

Dogs are getting hit by cars for no good reason, other than they just had boneheads for owners. Do you know where your kids are? Dogs and kids should not be raised by people without brains.

We must believe in luck. How else can we explain the success of those we don’t like?

If you want someone in office who made a fortune in personal business because he will know how to run the country, how about Donald Trump? Let me know how that would work for you.

The ones crying man-made global warming are too stupid to look at weather cycles. Just like secondhand smoke, they’ll believe anything.

Bikers wave in recognition that we all are dodging the same cell phone drivers.

Quit calling an undertow a rip current, with instructions to survive it. It’s an undertow. It pulls you under the water and you drown.

I don’t know if you are naive or just stupid because whenever there’s a fee placed on a rental, it’s not the owners who pay. It’s the renters who pay and pay, and the fee keeps going up. You need to grow up.

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