Quickly, Aug. 11, 2012

August 10, 2012 11:32PM

Updated: September 12, 2012 6:03AM

I really wish they would outlaw cigarettes period. I hate when I’m driving and I smell that smoke coming out of the car in front of me. You look stupid and ignorant and then you go flip it out the window. Litterbugs.

Since when are flags flown at half staff because there’s a shooting in a temple? They are flown for our military, our law enforcement, our firefighters. If some screwball goes crazy in a bar are we going to put our flags at half staff?

The woman attendant in the air-conditioned restroom at the fair should be replaced. I saw her chase after a 7-year-old for taking two suckers — one for her and one for her friend.

So much for being on the attorney general’s no-call list. I’m getting more calls now than ever before.

The U.S. Postal Service is horrible. Rude and inconsiderate window employees, lazy carriers who just stuff incoming mail on top of outgoing mail. I’ll bet some piles of mail end up in those recycling bins.

I saw an older man with a ponytail in a wheelchair smoking a cigarette. When he was done, he twisted the fire and the leftover tobacco from the cigarette, then twisted the filter and put it in his shirt pocket. I commend this gentleman for not just tossing his cigarette butt onto the ground like thousands of others smokers have done. Well done, sir, well done.

If your theological system involves a homophobic chicken sandwich, it’s time to re-evaluate your spiritual life.

You’re getting 24-34 percent interest rate offers for credit cards because your credit is horrid.

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