Quickly, Aug. 31
August 30, 2012 5:18PM
Updated: October 1, 2012 5:49PM
Hey, folks, tattoos are like badges. They say, “Look at me; I belong.” They can be a good thing if you commit a crime. It makes identification easy.
There’s a poor, dead raccoon lying on the eastbound ramp to the Borman Expressway off of northbound Cline Avenue. I wonder how long it will take before it is picked up — maybe months?
The Romneys shop at Costco? Willard irons his own shirts? Come on; if that’s true, I must be Flash Gordon.
You think you had it hard when you came across the cross country team? Try driving out here when a person walking his dog is wearing green and black, and the dog is black, and they blend right in to the 8-foot-tall cornfield.
I witnessed a well-dressed woman eating a salad with her fingers at the fast-food counter, while talking to a friend eating french fries. Please, take your food, sit down and eat like civilized human beings.
I’m a woman and I’m ashamed that anyone would say women vote for a likeable president. You vote for competency, someone who has knowledge.
I saw on the news that a weather guy almost got hit from flying debris while reporting on Hurricane Isaac. Why do they have to actually stand in the storm to report on it? We would believe them if they were safely inside a building. Just seems senseless to me.
Thank you again to the gentleman who got the license plate number of the elderly lady who swerved and almost hit me while I was getting the mail. Coming back to give the information to me was above and beyond, and I truly appreciate it.
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