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Updated: January 8, 2013 6:15AM



Climate change, climate change — that’s all you hear. There is nothing that can be done to fix it. It is Mother Earth doing her thing. She is getting old and having hot flashes.

The Food and Drug Administration took over the drug trade, if you’ve been paying attention. Oxycodone, the poor man’s heroin, comes with a set of keys to heaven.

When was the last time you read the police blotter about a pothead in a domestic violence incident? Alcohol is much worse. Most of the people who do domestic violence are drunk.

As someone with a full brain who doesn’t use drugs, I know that pot has been measured using the metric system since its inception. Perhaps if you weren’t stoned, you’d know that, too.

Calling people freaks or any other disrespectful name is a cheap shot. It says more about you and your lack of manners and proper upbringing. Live and let live.

If your boyfriend is unemployed, do not employ him to take care of your children. His job should be to look for a job.

Bell-ringers, I feel no urge to drop money in the kettle while you’re sitting down, texting or smoking a cigarette. Humbug? Maybe, but I will find other ways to give!

The revolution in Syria is horrible, but just think what it would be like here if the government tried to take our guns.

To all you fools in “love”: You have no clue what love is and never will. It’s downright dangerous to be in a relationship. You have a greater chance of being killed by your “lover” than you do by any disease. Stay single, live longer, live happier.



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