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Quickly, Dec. 9

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Updated: January 10, 2013 6:35AM



Yes, Fixer, I truly am gonna miss you. I read Quickly first and you were next. You will be missed.

To the person or persons who took the packages off my front porch: I hope you have a wonderful and guilt-free
holiday. Thanks for letting
my grandchildren have a wonderful holiday without their gifts.

I rarely agree with anything our neighbors in Illinois do, but the recent crackdown on handicapped plate violations is a no-brainer. At $500 a ticket times 60 violators, they raked in $30,000. Start at the mall and work your way to the boats.

Thanks to the lady who loaned my mom money in Town and Country. Mom had misplaced her coin purse, which we later found in the car. We did not get her name, but wish to thank her very much.

Go over the cliff, pass a budget and pay down the debt. I have to.

Therapists must be making a killing with so many people seemingly suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder.

If you can afford to pay $100 for a meal at a restaurant, you can afford to leave more than a $2 tip. In case you can’t do math that is not a 20 percent tip it is a 2 percent tip.

Just imagine how much lower insurance premiums would be if insurance companies did not advertise every five minutes on TV!

I am sure your surly attitude has helped scare off the ladies.
I don’t think being single is
your choice, but you are so set in your ways you think all of the single ladies must be the problem.



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