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Updated: January 12, 2013 6:11AM



It is ridiculous that those DJs are receiving death threats over that prank impersonating Queen Elizabeth II. There is no way they could have imagined that someone would be so humiliated that she would take her life. I’m sure they feel horrible now and will have to live with it the rest of their lives, but it is not their fault.

Married people do not live longer. A woman desperate to keep her husband created that, which started the phrase “an old wives’ tale.” Single people are wealthier, happier and enjoy longer life as a general rule, without fear of a butcher knife while they sleep.

Married folks might live longer than single people, but why would they want to?

Is it just me or do others think the White House is too quick to invite people who hate everything about us to “entertain” them? Wouldn’t you think they would verify that person’s past before extending the request?

I am married to my work, and I want a divorce.

The Bible contains six admonishments for homosexuals and 362 admonishments for heterosexuals. That doesn’t mean God doesn’t love heterosexuals; it’s just that they need more supervision!

With states now independently legalizing marijuana, could the United States of America be on its way to becoming the “Untied” States of America?

Today is a wonderful day; our son is home from Afghanistan.

How can all of these multi-colored headlights be legal? So many of them are downright blinding.



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