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Quickly, Dec. 13, 2012

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Updated: January 14, 2013 7:23AM



I used to look forward to watching Barbara Walters’ Ten Most Interesting People, but now that she’s put Honey Boo Boo on, I think anyone can walk out their doors in this area and see a family like that. They’re not all that interesting.

Another mall shooting ... Never shop anywhere but online. The safest place is the hunkered place.

Only in Quickly would someone assume if you make a comment about a TV show that you sit and watch it.

I wonder what percentage of steel workers have opted out of paying union dues now that Indiana is a right-to-work state.

With the shameful but expected union violence in Michigan, are you still a “proud union home”? That’s why you don’t see “proud nonunion home” signs.

Pot has been measured using the metric system since its inception? So an ounce, a lid and a nickel bag are units of the metric system?

The person who set the trap that caught the dog may have been wrong, but I think you were right. It’s time we take the law into our own hands. Maybe the owner should have kept the dog quiet.

Shame on that person for killing that poor dog. That dog died a useless death.

Here’s my Christmas wish: I hope they find the person who killed that dog, and they put the person’s head in the same trap and let them suffocate. Ho, ho, ho.

I miss the funny and uplifting commercials on TV. It seems the only things advertised are illnesses and drugs to treat them. As I’m in poor health, I find them very depressing.



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