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Updated: January 4, 2013 11:27AM



Anybody can have union benefits. All they have to do is join the union where they work. Simple as that.

The idea of waiting for something makes it more exciting. This should be a lesson for the “me” generation.

Maybe violent video games create killers, but the NRA makes sure they’re well-armed.

Your child is far more likely to be killed by a speeding motorist in front of the school than a gunman in the school. Your teenager is far more likely to kill himself than be killed by someone.

Hey Righties, we lefties stood Bush for eight years and survived. You’ll survive Obama. Big differences so far between the two are that Obama’s getting us out of the wars Bush and Cheney got us into and doubling the value of your retirement fund.

On his way out, Gov. Daniels, approved $38 million worth of pay hikes for most state employees. Too bad he wasn’t this generous with the kids in our state when he cut so much funding on their behalf.

What boss goes on vacation to Hawaii when his company is in the midst of contract negotiations?

If you’re feeling depressed go visit a homeless shelter to feel better about yourself? Jeez. Should we point and laugh while we are there?

Regarding Lake County, Indiana: it’s not gonna improve, so you might as well move.

Subsidies of the massively profitable oil industry continue unabated, but subsidies of the wind power industry expire on Tuesday. How dumb is that?



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