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Quickly, Jan. 1, 2013

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Updated: February 2, 2013 6:16AM



Do you people with children remember powered milk? If not, you better ask grandma about it, because you might be needing it real soon.

Please, loved ones, friends and family members, do not come to group functions if you are running a fever, vomiting, have the flu or any other contagious viruses. Please keep your germs home, away from people.

Thank you for the beautiful 2013 calendar, Post-Tribune.

Some people say everyone should have guns so they can protect themselves. I just cannot imagine myself living a life in constant fear of aggression. I’d end up a basket case.

Quickly postings about gun safety instruction in schools and cold restrooms have to be made-up questions. No normal person would send these in. Do you want to teach kids to use a gun or use an outhouse?

Some men like to have a very enjoyable hobby using guns. Other wimpy men like knitting. Go in the basement and do your knitting, while I’m having fun like a man.

After reading some nitwit compare Rolex watches to 40-round clips and another compare abortion to the Newtown, Conn., tragedy, I give up. It is truly hopeless.

Once your children become adults and start families, they suddenly become experts at child-rearing and think their parents know nothing.

You can thank our politicians who get generous contributions from the oil industry to keep voting for their subsidies.

Why do people use texting lingo when they leave an online sympathy message? So tacky.



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