Quickly, Feb. 8, 2013
February 7, 2013 5:00PM
Updated: March 10, 2013 6:23AM
Gov. Chris Christie isn’t even our governor. Why should we worry about how big he gets? We need to worry about other important issues, like children being targeted by gun nuts, hunger and poverty — not the girth of Mr. Christie.
Just saw Jay Leno kissing that dude from the Go Daddy commercial. Disgusting! It’s Kimmel from now on for me. This garbage is getting ridiculous.
They should use those drones in Chicago and start cleaning up all the gang-bangers breaking the law. It scares me to live next to that state.
So BP now wants to tear down homes in Marktown to expand its refinery. Interesting. I think we should preserve Marktown and let the dying industry expand elsewhere.
As a nonveteran, I salute employers who discriminate in favor of veterans. And it is perfectly legal to do so. You just can’t discriminate against them.
When I watch “The View,” I worry about Whoopi and Joy Behar getting mad and sitting on that Hasselbeck lady. They won’t let the little thing get a word out.
Why stop with just Saturdays? Stop mail delivery on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Just deliver it on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. The important mail usually comes on those three days.
Sorry for the reader who missed the age-old joke of the Geico commercial “when pigs fly.” I think Geico had the only insurance commercials that volley between cute and clever. All others are stupid to insane.
Background checks are more thorough to obtain a cell-phone contract than for assault weapons.