Quickly, March 18, 2013
March 18, 2013 12:06AM
Updated: April 19, 2013 6:12AM
Oh, Boo Hoo! Moving the juvenile court is tough on the poor?
Hopefully the new Pope will ban Ayn Rand and declare her followers in placing their immortal souls in grave danger.
To the new pope: Speak ENGLISH!
Lake County’s motto: cap it off with clay soil, and call it a golf course. What a brilliant idea!
Help! Someone is using my good name as an American citizen to borrow vast amounts of money from China, and expecting me and my children to pay it back. I am going to report them to the federal government. Wait a minute, it is the federal government that’s borrowing the money. I know what I can do, I’ll keep voting for the same politicians and they will solve the problem.
With all the violence, drug crimes, and drunk driving cases by women these days, it is official. There is no such thing as a lady anymore. You’re just men that wear bras now. No wonder so many people are bisexual.
Facebook etiquette rule number one. Nobody wants to hear what’s happening in the bathroom this morning.
Now the president is responsible for banks and credit card companies’ endless greed? Is there anything else that you want to blame on the president? Do you have a runny nose today?
What is the tea party going to do now? First a black president and now a Pope from a Hispanic country!
Isn’t it time that the Republicans change their party’s name to the Obstructionists?