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Quickly, March 20, 2013

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Updated: April 21, 2013 6:16AM



There’s a lot of people being attacked with knives, better attack the companies that make them before we’re all in grave danger. Poor people can’t afford guns anymore.

Every setback is set up for a comeback.

When you’re down to nothing, God is up to something.

To the genius who thinks the Pope should speak English — he is from Argentina — why don’t you learn Spanish?

If they have too much trouble with traffic at the hospital, maybe they need a roundabout there.

Don’t adults ever get tired of throwing themselves birthday parties? Are we supposed to indulge them every single year?

Do you even read the rest of the paper? Every other county in Indiana pays an income tax besides Lake County. Just having you pay your fair share would be a tax cut.

The Pope should speak English, so should illegal aliens speak English.

Here’s a novel idea for the old greenhouse — why doesn’t the family that owns it clean it up and make it more appealing to would-be buyers?

Iran is not a serious threat to the U.S. but to Israel. Israel can set back Iran’s nuclear progress by decades on their own without our direct involvement. Our attention needs to be directed to North Korea who is a serious threat to us.



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