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Updated: October 28, 2013 6:46AM



Jesus doesn’t care how many Bible verses you have memorized. He cares about how you treat people.

Now that we have Obamacare to provide free health insurance, it kind of seems like it is the last government handout needed to take away any incentive to work for a living. Don’t forget to vote ultraliberal, I mean Democratic, this next election.

What makes you think your objection to Scott Walker’s presidency would qualify you for Canadian citizenship? They are a lot choosier than we are about immigrants.

Even most children know “have a good one” means to “have a good day.”

Democrats will rule the Senate and the House, and the presidency in the next election. Republicans are committing political suicide. The GOP says it is doing what the people want, and that just tells me how out of touch they really are!

China just sentenced politician Bo Xilai to life in prison for bribe-taking and abuse of power. Instead of sending our jobs to China why not send our politicians there for true justice?

As surely as the sun rises in the morning and sets at night, we could have predicted that the NRA’s Wayne LaPierre would declare that the answer to preventing gun violence is more guns. Of course, as the premier lobbyist for the gun industry, he would say that.

I am a Corvette mechanic — I never owned a Corvette and never will. The owners of Corvettes usually don’t have a clue about what makes them run. Reminds me of a lot gun owners.

Why do the TV shows have laugh tracks? We know what is funny.



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